Todd Hanson, head writer and story editor of The Onion. TAL: The Tough Room
"…U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions for Yet Another Day," "Study: Depression Hits Losers Hardest," "Utter Failure to Spend Rest of the Day in Bed." I was actually in the photo in that last article. I was the loser in the bed"